Happy Birthday Chase

[I have a friend called Edd. During a discussion of what American names would suit us, we inadvertently became an unstoppable boyband duo known as Chase & Lance. It’s his birthday. Here is an early draft of one of our singles. Keep an eye on the charts.

Note: for a sense of how the hell this song actually goes, listen to the first two minutes of Slam by Pendulum. The below lyrics start at 0:22 on this version. (Please note: I don’t condone sniping in such attire)]

 

It’s Chase and Lance

We’re Chase and Lance singing…

our new song, the best yet.

 

New Chase and Lance

Drop a new beat that’s sick…

the ladies, they love us.

 

[static-y breakdown]

 

And tonight, across this small island, we’re gonna celebrate…celebrate…celebrate.

 

We are the bestest boyband on the planet

We sing great songs and the crowds go ballistic!

 

Then…

When we dance…

They all scream

Chase and Lance!

 

We are the best looking band in existence

We just make tune after hit after banger

 

All…

Of the time…

We rock hard

Pose for photo

And we pout.

 

#ChaseAndLance

 

 

 

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