Oooh, you’re on this page, hey? That’s exciting. Be enticed by how professional I look above, and please read on….
[insert interesting hook here]
Wow, still here? Great – I didn’t think that hook worked! What can I do for you?
Definitely! I am constantly after new writers to help along their path to glory.
Fiction or non-fiction?
Both? No problem. It’s all telling a story and engaging an audience at the end of the day.
I do still dabble in Kickstarter campaigns, company taglines, and web copy, though I’m trying to move more into editing… are you sure you don’t have a book you want looking at?
Well why didn’t you say so? Step right this way!
*ushers into VIP queue, drops everything*
Of course, other clients, I won’t drop your project as soon as someone pays me to write poetry…
(Poetry clients, please read til the end…)
If you’d like to discuss your creative needs, drop an email to email@example.com and I’ll get back to you as soon as I possibly can, all excited and raring to go!
Poetry clients, I will 100% drop everything if you pay me to write poetry. Or my novel. Or both.