My partner’s flipping awesome,
though their flipping isn’t great.
Whenever they make pancakes,
they don’t end up on the plate.
The ceiling, counter, floor, sure.
All those places and some more.
Most we dust off,
chop up,
chomp on anyway.
Nothing better than pancakes with them
on a rainy, lazy Saturday.
[The following list has been compiled from empirical evidence gathered by the author during recent study in the field of annual vivocelebratory hosting of young adults. The information given represents informed conjecture and has yet to be statistically proven.]
1. Spirits. Like way more than you think. Let people B their own B when it comes to beer and cider and wine, but make sure you have copious gin and jäger and vodka.
2. Chocolate cake. Healthy salads are great and all but Point 1 of this extensive and exhaustive list means people will develop strong feelings about chocolate cake over the course of the evening.
[Awful pun. Truly sorry. Shout out to my fave mobile game Microgolf Masters, which doubtless inspired this.]
Lesson #21
It’s always worth a free punt at a golf tournament in a shopping mall, on the off-chance you hit a stunning shot and make the quarter finals!
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