Dream Lessons: #23 РAlacrity 

[Had to write this from a real life, rather than dream, point of view, so it would make sense.]


If your housemate’s (real life) alarm has pervaded your dream, the zombie you’ve just shot will try to help you locate the source of the beeping, but ultimately fail.


Dream Lessons: #19 – Oooh, dream

[Thanks to my housemate for the title]

If a Burger King burger is so hot that they have a ‘queue guard’ to screen people before letting them order, it’s probably too hot. Don’t try to order one for your daughter.