After such a battle
Comes reconciliation
It’s only right we soften
And get a little closer
The matchups likely different
The reasons could be many:
Humour, or attraction
Or random ‘just to trick them’
Lying, blind, defenceless
Expecting gentle actions
Then once the deed is done
Ponder – time to match them
Was there stubble, a caress?
How much of them in total?
The accused all stood in line
Hoping you don’t know
Guesses made and truth confirmed
The roles will then reverse
And after say we must play again soon,
my favourite call: Mystery Spoon
[More drama with no intro, it could of course only be another ultimate call! See the previous like-themed piece Look Up/Look Down for a more complete explanation. Basically, you each anonymously spoon a member of the opposite team and then they play detective. Fun if, like many frisbee players, you’re overly tactile, sexually repressed or just generally cuddly.]